Hydra

Eyes......................................................................medium

Hair.......................................................................medium

Weight...................................................................medium

Height....................................................................medium

Distinguishing Features...............................................none

Number of Fingers......................................................ten

Number of Toes.........................................................ten

Intelligence.............................................................medium

What did you expect?

Talons?

Oversize incisors?

Green Saliva?

Madness?

(From ''SELECTED POEMS'' by Leonard Cohen, 

Viking Press, 1966)